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Old 08-21-2013, 07:45 AM
 
Location: San Antonio, TX
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My wife doesn't understand the importance of toilet paper orientation. I find myself growing more and more frustrated each time I see the roll mounted in an "under" fashion when, clearly, it should be mounted in an "over" fashion.

What can I do about this? Should I seek therapy? Find another woman who understands my plight and take a "roll" with her to see if we are compatible before I divorce my wife? Should I just accept this and deal with this unholy level of misery?



--Dim
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Old 08-21-2013, 07:50 AM
 
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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don't keep it on a holder. problem solved
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Old 08-21-2013, 07:52 AM
 
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Put it on the holder your dang self, lazy arse. Problem solved.
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Old 08-21-2013, 07:56 AM
 
Location: SGV, CA
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Toilet paper orientation is serious business yo.
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Old 08-21-2013, 08:07 AM
 
Location: San Antonio, TX
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For the record, I do put the toilet paper on myself when it runs out in my presence. However, I can't be expected to be there all the time when it runs out, can I?

I guess that's how I roll...

--Dim
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Old 08-21-2013, 08:09 AM
 
Location: Des Moines IA
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How the toilet paper is on the holder is irrelevant, what causes divorce is how fast you run through toilet paper!!! No coincedence that since I have been single and staying by myself, my TP lasts longer by like 400%
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Old 08-21-2013, 08:19 AM
 
Location: Gaston, South Carolina
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You pretty much can't comment to a lady about her toilet paper orientation. Their skin is not thick enough like guys. She's your wife so you have no real right to expect her to answer to you about toilet paper orientation.

The best thing, the only thing, for you to do is to encourage her to stay active and consistent in her toilet paper orientation.

Believe me, she is not unaware that she puts the toilet paper on on this way.
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Old 08-21-2013, 08:22 AM
 
Location: In an indoor space
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Wow what a dilemma!!!!!!

What are you going to do??????

Ohhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Solution: Cut the roll in half with both half's going in the opposite directions.

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Old 08-21-2013, 08:23 AM
 
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For the record, I do put the toilet paper on myself when it runs out in my presence. However, I can't be expected to be there all the time when it runs out, can I?

I guess that's how I roll...

--Dim
IDK. I'm expected to. When I have to use the "other bathroom" I'm just happy that there is TP in there and even happier when it is within reach.
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Old 08-21-2013, 08:27 AM
 
Location: Pennsylvania
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His and Hers toilet Paper Holders.
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