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The Onion is an ultra conservative newspaper with a reputation for being Republican biased.
Don't know how anyone can read more than two sentences of that garbage.
Very few facts are written among paragraphs of useless gibberish.
You have GOT to be kidding there, right? If not, I think you bumped your head or something.
And to the rest of you who didn't get it, ahem, maybe a second reading is in order. It reminded me of a lot of posters on here.
I can't because he is married.
I can't because he is tall.
I can't because he is short.
I can't because he is divorced.
I can't because he is unavailable.
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I can't because he is available.
I got it just fine I just think it is stupid.
Not getting it and thinking it is stupid are two completely different things and if I thought it was stupid the first time, I am going to think it is even more stupid the second time.
Except there won't be a second time of reading it because I won't waste my time.
Me too. More just not funny than stupid. Mostly because of the repetitiveness.
I don't see what's wrong with a guy being available. I'd consider that a positive thing.
I think there is a tiny minority of women that think that if a man is available, there must be something seriously wrong with him and try to look for men who have already been vetted by other women.
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