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Wait, what?
No, if the woman uses her hands as guidelines to predict penis length ... awww nevermind, if I have to explain the joke to ya, what's the point? lol
I'm predicting thread closure is imminent.
Its the man's hand used in the prediction, not the woman's. See why I thought what I did when you said that? LOL oh geez
I love my penis, now this might come off as an ego trip or something. I have had some whiskey...you have been warned.
Seriously, anytime I go pee I am so glad I have a penis and I am so glad that god gave me enough and a little more. I call my penis Goldilocks because to me its not so big it intimidates and not small where it is just like wtf mate? It's a good size to make probably a majority of women happy.
I am pretty good at going down on a girl too but I don't like to do it unless shes my girlfriend then I am fine with it.
I love my penis, now this might come off as an ego trip or something. I have had some whiskey...you have been warned.
Seriously, anytime I go pee I am so glad I have a penis and I am so glad that god gave me enough and a little more. I call my penis Goldilocks because to me its not so big it intimidates and not small where it is just like wtf mate? It's a good size to make probably a majority of women happy.
I am pretty good at going down on a girl too but I don't like to do it unless shes my girlfriend then I am fine with it.
I thought you called it Goldilocks because you bleached it by pouring Chlorox on it.
Or maybe I'm reading the other post wrong too.
Goldilocks? Really?
Why not call it Lord of the rings.
Heh...heh...hehheh
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Originally Posted by Raena77
I think he likes eve's den better.
Wait I am not sharp enough at this hour and in this condition to get the joke. Lol elaborate!
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