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>Friendly Group (6+ People) Conversation<
Girlfriend: I'll be back. *Leaves Temporarily*
Boyfriend: Alright.
Me: Hey, you willing to transfer that property over to me?
Boyfriend: You mean her?
Me: What did you think I was meaning?
Boyfriend: Erm...
Girlfriend: *Arrives*
Me: Damn, I thought you were single. Why aren't you single?
Girlfriend: *Laughs* Aww. Yeah, I've been with <Boyfriend Name> for 2 years, we just recently got a place together.
Me: That's good! If you ever want to come to my place, I have a big kitchen ready for you.
Boyfriend: Because women love cooking.
Me: Exactly!
Girlfriend: *Pouts*
>Conversation Changes Topic, Others Engage<
Please note, I smile brightly all the way through this conversation, even when speaking.
You sound like a douche. Does this ever work for you?
The whole women as property thing hasn't worked for me so far. However my complements which get misunderstood do get me quite far, in fact, extremely far.
Apparently you don't hang with men who will NOT let another man disrespect their woman. Had you said that to my husband he would have grabbed you by the back of the shirt and literally tossed you out the flippin door before you had any idea what was happening to you. Hopefully you will run into a man like this one day and learn your lesson.
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