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They invade my house and clean it. One of them scours the fridge. A few of them go out back and clean out the flowerbeds. "I want to pay for someone to thin out that oak tree," one of them says. "I also brought some Andy's key lime frozen custard for you to eat while you look at the Pottery Barn catalog and wonder who buys an $85 piece of polished driftwood." He is very handsome. Someone else brings me something alcoholic, takes the Pottery Barn catalog away, and gives me a book instead. "Stefan is mopping," that one murmurs. "Please go upstairs and lie down."
They invade my house and clean it. One of them scours the fridge. A few of them go out back and clean out the flowerbeds. "I want to pay for someone to thin out that oak tree," one of them says. "I also brought some Andy's key lime frozen custard for you to eat while you look at the Pottery Barn catalog and wonder who buys an $85 piece of polished driftwood." He is very handsome. Someone else brings me something alcoholic, takes the Pottery Barn catalog away, and gives me a book instead. "Stefan is mopping," that one murmurs. "Please go upstairs and lie down."
They invade my house and clean it. One of them scours the fridge. A few of them go out back and clean out the flowerbeds. "I want to pay for someone to thin out that oak tree," one of them says. "I also brought some Andy's key lime frozen custard for you to eat while you look at the Pottery Barn catalog and wonder who buys an $85 piece of polished driftwood." He is very handsome. Someone else brings me something alcoholic, takes the Pottery Barn catalog away, and gives me a book instead. "Stefan is mopping," that one murmurs. "Please go upstairs and lie down."
God this is getting good.
If you have a fraternity house right next door that is reality! Gotta love those pledges!
Mine would preferably involve a time machine and I would go back and hang out with Joan Baez, Joni Mitchell and Grace Slick and listen to them at their prime. I think a gifted musical woman with a wonderful voice is incredibly fascinating.
I envision myself surprising a future girlfriend by coming home early from a deployment since I'll be going into the Navy within the next 10 days .
Ooooh I like that!
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