TRue things about you that you would never say in a dating profile? (marry, neighbor)

[NilaJones]

I just figured we could use a silly thread .

Lessee... In the winter, I wear my socks for several days before I wash them. But I still think you should marry me.

[NilaJones]

Argh! I hate that typo in the headline! I started this thread on my laptop, and I could not see what i was typing. And now it's too late to edit it .

[funymann]

I fart on the first date.

[HappyRain]

In the winter, I don't shave-anywhere. But hell, it's cold, and who's gonna know lol

[DennyCrane]

That I snore.

[metamorphosis]

Hmmm . . . I'm not sure. I recently put up a profile and laid everything on the line. I don't want them wasting my time or theirs.

I'm a no-BS kinda girl. I guess that's quite clear, cuz I haven't had any non-scam offers. LOL

[The Dissenter]

I tend to be oversensitive.
I'm scared I resemble my a-hole father in many ways from his mannerisms down to how I belch.
I'm a virgin.
I shave my face once per month because my facial hair does not grow fast.

[Chowhound]

I sleep in the nude.

I have a tendency to sleep walk.......

[st8up0rshutup]

That I fear spiders, and have no shame screaming if one crawls on my arm

[NilaJones]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

I sleep in the nude.

I have a tendency to sleep walk.......

<laughing>

Have you had any complaints from the neighbors?