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Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support:The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self- Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will over-write any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
So now that you have rebooted does everyone feel better???? What do you think, should we all do this more often???
do you notice that tech support goes offline and the company changes hands, the minute you got problems with the product? same product they encouraged you to buy 6 months ago?
do you notice that tech support goes offline and the company changes hands, the minute you got problems with the product? same product they encouraged you to buy 6 months ago?
LOL Bunky!! What a cynical thing to say
Okay frequently true in the real world but not in mine
I think I got most of it all going. Some days though, I seem to get invaded by some sort of "confusion virus". WHAT should I do? I'm at work right now, and having trouble staying focused because of all this. And whats more, if I get caught posting on here at work, the boss will probably make it very clear to me that HE has NONE of this installed.
I think I got most of it all going. Some days though, I seem to get invaded by some sort of "confusion virus". WHAT should I do? I'm at work right now, and having trouble staying focused because of all this. And whats more, if I get caught posting on here at work, the boss will probably make it very clear to me that HE has NONE of this installed.
Great post though, Goddess!!
You mean you're not supposed to post while at workThanks!!
Future1, I'm not all that religious but I thought this had a lot to say I saved it myself.
You'll get what you need when you least expect it! Yay, your post reminded me of a quote: "What we can't express, runs our life": Anonymous
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You mean you're not supposed to post while at work
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