What are your eHarmony open-ended questions? (dating, Christian, guys, American)

[JustJulia]

Okay, if I were single, I have come up with five open-ended questions for eHarmony that I would use.

1. Estimate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

2. Solve this equation. Show your work.

http://xkcd.com/verizon/

3. Would you consider a threesome with Optimus Prime? Why or why not?

4. Cake or death?

5. Can you kill a spider with your penis?

[Twinkle Toes]

Originally Posted by smartalx

Yuck. Heaven forbid. I hate that website. I just thought that eHarmony had a lot of fans and I figured it would be a good idea for all of those fans to have a friendly exchange of ideas.

Not a fan of eHarmony. I prefer something a little more mainstream - like sugardaddie.com or seekingarrangement.com or millionairematch.com

[cool rob]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

Okay, if I were single, I have come up with five open-ended questions for eHarmony that I would use.

1. Estimate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
15 mph

2. Solve this equation. Show your work.

742, no work required all in my head baby
http://xkcd.com/verizon/

3. Would you consider a threesome with Optimus Prime? Why or why not?
No but maybe Starscreen

4. Cake or death?
Red Velvet, no question

5. Can you kill a spider with your penis?
No, but I can jack up a volswagon with it

See above for answers

[smartalx]

Originally Posted by cool rob

"3. Would you consider a threesome with Optimus Prime? Why or why not?
No but maybe Starscreen"

You would get nixed immediately. It's StarscreAM.

[Twinkle Toes]

Originally Posted by cool rob

See above for answers

Red Velvet is my favorite too!!!

Mighty impressive, that whole Volkswagen scenario!

[ChessieMom]

Originally Posted by Twinkle Toes

There are 20 questions there - not 5. Sounds like an interrogation or a cross examination. If I were reading an ad like that I'd laugh and move on.

HA!!! I was just going to post EXACTLY the same thing!!! Tried to rep ya sweetie....but no bullets.

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

Okay, if I were single, I have come up with five open-ended questions for eHarmony that I would use.

1. Estimate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

2. Solve this equation. Show your work.

http://xkcd.com/verizon/

3. Would you consider a threesome with Optimus Prime? Why or why not?

4. Cake or death?

5. Can you kill a spider with your penis?

That post was 3 kinds of awesome! Can't rep ya so soon though.

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

Okay, if I were single, I have come up with five open-ended questions for eHarmony that I would use.

1. Estimate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

2. Solve this equation. Show your work.

http://xkcd.com/verizon/

3. Would you consider a threesome with Optimus Prime? Why or why not?

4. Cake or death?

5. Can you kill a spider with your penis?

1. European or African?
2. Doesn't matter, your likely dead at the bottom of the cliff by now.
3. Yes, I hear his trailer has a water-bed, hot tub and *other* features
4. Mmmmmmmmmm cake..... nom nom nom.
5. Probably but they never survive past the spanking and whipped cream foreplay.

[smartalx]

Thanks for nothing y'all.

[nebulous1]

Originally Posted by ma barker

Sounds like youre being interviewed by the secret service or something. Why not meet someone the normal way? I never could understand some of those personals sites and have heard a lot of scarey stories.

What IS the normal way? Eh?