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Old 06-18-2009, 08:53 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I was gonna forget. Was going through old e-mails today and came across this lil' gem!

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think women are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after a woman's money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice, think most women aren't beautiful enough for them.

9. The men who think a woman is beautiful, who are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and (thank God) are heterosexual, are shy and they NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

11. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest if the woman takes the initiative.

NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.


Cheers to men!

These are pretty cool, too: Murphy Laws Site - Love Laws
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:57 PM
 
Location: Illinois
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Yes, I have been crushing on a guy who is #10 and #11. Sigh.......
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:11 PM
 
Location: Delaware...Oi
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Yes, I have been crushing on a guy who is #10 and #11. Sigh.......
I'm 9, 10, and 11. Wanna pass a note to a couple of the women here who I think are hawt?

Promise I'll talk to the dude for ya.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:14 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I'm 9, 10, and 11. Wanna pass a note to a couple of the women here who I think are hawt?

Promise I'll talk to the dude for ya.
Nah, you don't strike me as being shy!
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:24 PM
 
Location: Delaware...Oi
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Nah, you don't strike me as being shy!
Psshaw woman, I'd cowardly lion your loins into oblivion!

EDIT: I sometimes wonder if my PG-13 rating will hold...I have to be getting close to going over by now.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:25 PM
 
Location: Boardman, OH
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Its bad stereotypes like this that jade women about men, making things even hard for us guys who are nice, OK looking and not completely destitute, but who still cant find a decent woman.

I can say as one of those guys, I'm a pretty simple beast, its women who are far more complex.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:27 PM
 
Location: Delaware...Oi
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Its bad stereotypes like this that jade women about men, making things even hard for us guys who are nice, OK looking and not completely destitute, but who still cant find a decent woman.

I can say as one of those guys, I'm a pretty simple beast, its women who are far more complex.
It's a joke man. Anybody that takes that site and the sayings at face value would get a CAT scan with negative results due to lack of anything to malform or grow in.

Now to all the women in the thread...Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammmich!
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:28 PM
 
Location: North America
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sierra! That is one of the funniest (and sadly true) things I've ever seen!

I'm 9 and 10 with girls I really like, but I soak it up if they take the initiative.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:29 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Psshaw woman, I'd cowardly lion your loins into oblivion!

EDIT: I sometimes wonder if my PG-13 rating will hold...I have to be getting close to going over by now.
I think it'll pass. It's funny, though.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:37 PM
 
Location: Boardman, OH
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It's a joke man. Anybody that takes that site and the sayings at face value would get a CAT scan with negative results due to lack of anything to malform or grow in.

Now to all the women in the thread...Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammmich!

I kinda figured, but I just felt like raining on someone's parade, thats all....
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