Hey would you tell him he's small? Guys would you tell her she's got skeeters? (woman, love)
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I got this idea from my bud Odie. We have both told men in the past that they were tiny. Ladies if you were with a great guy and he was an inchworm...would you tell him? Or have you?
Guys have you told a chick her boobies are too small or they are skeeters?
I am just goofing around..so nothing from the peanut gallery ok?
In my defense, I have seen some monsterous ones that I have turned away.......I said, " you wanna stick that thing where? and for how long???" Umm yea, didn't feel like being wheelchair bound for days. LOL....So basically, normal size only please. I am scared of anything too small or too big.
Yes the monsters can be very scarey..."Pull your pants up! That thang isn't coming anywhere near me!" "Take me home!" Guy;(All confused..and drives you home) lol
I once asked a guy if his penis really was small (because I had been hearing that for quite some time) and he looked me and said, "It gets the job done."
I once asked a guy if his penis really was small (because I had been hearing that for quite some time) and he looked me and said, "It gets the job done."
Banging my fist on my desk....omg that is too freaken funny!
I have a theory.....check out a man's thumb. If it's small and skinny, well more than likely his "member" is as well. If his thumb is thick and somewhat long, well...you see my point. I am not saying this is 100% accurate, but it can be an indication.
I have a theory.....check out a man's thumb. If it's small and skinny, well more than likely his "member" is as well. If his thumb is thick and somewhat long, well...you see my point. I am not saying this is 100% accurate, but it can be an indication.
I once asked a guy if his penis really was small (because I had been hearing that for quite some time) and he looked me and said, "It gets the job done."
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I believe i would have taken pan, heel , or car door up side the head if i would have told an ex long in the past that she um, lacked chestage..
I broke things off because things were moving wayy to fast..and i was too young to be ready for some woman id only known for 5 or 6 months to buy me a new car...even now, and many years later, that prolly would still be a game ender..
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