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Old 12-20-2009, 05:14 AM
 
Location: So Cal
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You must have some freaky schedule.
Si!

 
Old 12-20-2009, 05:14 AM
 
Location: Tennessee
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You know what I notice about you guys, yankee? Your husband plies you with food... I like him already! Now THAT'S a good husband...
Yeah. He really is a good husband. I think I`ll just keep him.
Not every husband would get up with their wife on a Sunday morning, and fix them breakfast.
He also said that he is going to clean the house for me.
I bet it has something to do with that PMS I was telling you about earlier!
 
Old 12-20-2009, 05:17 AM
 
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Aw heck. One has Vibrator Man and the other a suped duper husband! What the heck...where's mine?
 
Old 12-20-2009, 05:18 AM
 
Location: So Cal
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Yeah. He really is a good husband. I think I`ll just keep him.
Not every husband would get up with their wife on a Sunday morning, and fix them breakfast.
He also said that he is going to clean the house for me.
I bet it has something to do with that PMS I was telling you about earlier!
What a sweetie!
 
Old 12-20-2009, 05:22 AM
 
Location: So Cal
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Aw heck. One has Vibrator Man and the other a suped duper husband! What the heck...where's mine?
Be careful what you wish for.

You just might get it.
 
Old 12-20-2009, 05:24 AM
 
Location: So Cal
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Aw heck. One has Vibrator Man and the other a suped duper husband! What the heck...where's mine?
Wait -- temptation! I hear charging hooves! Yes, I can hear him in the distance... The man who vibrates uncontrollably while making eggs to your specifications... Be patient, temptation.... Your ONE awaits... KNOW that he's coming... (I bet he will... I bet you! )
 
Old 12-20-2009, 05:24 AM
 
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Be careful what you wish for.

You just might get it.
Now ain't that the truth.
 
Old 12-20-2009, 05:29 AM
 
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Be careful what you wish for.

You just might get it.
Gulp.

Okay, I'm scared now.

I'm not ready for a husband!



(runs away and hides)

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Wait -- temptation! I hear charging hooves! Yes, I can hear him in the distance... The man who vibrates uncontrollably while making eggs to your specifications... Be patient, temptation.... Your ONE awaits... KNOW that he's coming... (I bet he will... I bet you! )
Well that sounds nicer.

(gets out of hiding, but keeps a watchful eye for any sudden hooves noises)

Thanks SeaofGrass!
 
Old 12-20-2009, 05:35 AM
 
Location: So Cal
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gulp.

Okay, i'm scared now.

I'm not ready for a husband!



(runs away and hides)



well that sounds nicer.

(gets out of hiding, but keeps a watchful eye for any sudden hooves noises)

thanks seaofgrass!
LOL!!!!!!! <blank parser>
 
Old 12-20-2009, 07:10 AM
 
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Uh oh - someone bumped the 'why do women file for divorce' thread...the storm is coming.
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