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Old 12-01-2009, 07:11 AM
 
Location: Incognito
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What are some of the lamest excuses you've heard. For intance a woman found out her husband was cheating on her. When she confronted him he said to her: "Honey, I had sex with her, but I make love to you."

Anyone else?
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:31 PM
 
Location: Houston/Heights
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It wouldn't be stuck in yer ear, if you didn't keep turning yer head.
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:33 PM
 
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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It wouldn't be stuck in yer ear, if you didn't keep turning yer head.
LOLOL Wtf!
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:36 PM
 
Location: Denver Metro
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My ex told me that there were two parts of him: the guy I knew and an animal. It was the animal with its instinct that cheated and he was, therefore, not responsible.
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:41 PM
 
Location: Denver Metro
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This thread reminds me of the Eminem song where he says he asks his girlfriend who he caught cheating if she tripped and fell and landed on the guys d$&@ Now there's an excuse. Sorry honey, I'm just clumsy!
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:56 PM
 
Location: Mountains of Oregon
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I'm not really a Nympho,

only You makes me Horny...

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Old 12-01-2009, 06:01 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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It will taste good, I drank pineapple juice.
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:05 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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"Honey...I`ve got a headache!"
"Honey..."I`m on my menstraul cycle."


""The child is still awake."
"I`m exhausted!"
"I`m just not ready..."
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:05 PM
 
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It will taste good, I drank pineapple juice.
You know, I've never dated a man who tried it, but I was informed it works.
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:15 PM
 
Location: Mountains of Oregon
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But, Honey...

You don't have a mouthache.

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