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Old 03-11-2010, 08:28 AM
 
Location: Back in the gym...Yo Adrian!
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Didn't you think Hell was somewhere else and it turned out to be here?
What did you expect, you live 8 miles from the sun over there in scorching hot AZ!
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:29 AM
 
Location: Sunset Mountain
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When I was young, I thought life was linear. When I grew up, I realized it was cyclical. That's why I couldn't stay very long at the top!
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:36 AM
 
Location: Tucson
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What did you expect, you live 8 miles from the sun over there in scorching hot AZ!
I meant the other aspects of Hell. The heat I love - that's why I'm headed straight there!
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:46 AM
 
Location: Back in the gym...Yo Adrian!
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I meant the other aspects of Hell. The heat I love - that's why I'm headed straight there!
I know, just breaking your chops this morning.

I don't believe in the "lakes of fire" version of hell that many people take literally. I think you make you're own heaven and hell between your ears.
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:46 AM
 
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When I was young, I thought everything would turn out exactly like I had planned. When I grew up, I realized just how incredibly wrong I was...and how flexible I needed to be.
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:46 AM
 
Location: Colorado Springs,CO
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I thought when i was young it was hard to get a job and life is depressing being a single male, when I became an adult(which was only about a month ago lol) I found out... Well nevermind everythings the exact same lol.
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:57 AM
 
Location: Tucson
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I think you make you're own heaven and hell between your ears.
Not a big believer in that, but it could be...
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Old 03-11-2010, 09:55 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Didn't you think Hell was somewhere else and it turned out to be here?
Well, at first I was exposed to the idea that Hell was some very warm Sandals Resort for lepers located roughly in the center of the Earth. That was when I was about 4 or 5 years old.

By the time I was about 10, Hell had turned into being laughed at for being a "husky" kid.

When I started studying martial arts at 12, Hell was my Sifu when he wasn't happy with my techniques.

16 - When Donna Salerno said "no" to a date.
17 - When Donna Salerno said "no" to oral sex.
18 - When Donna Salerno said "no" to a three-way.

18 - I moved to Greenwich Village - there were actually a couple of clubs named "Hell", all of which bore a striking resemblance to a Hieronymus Bosch painting.

18-27 - Certain college and acupuncture school classes

28 - Getting married (although this was a Stealth Hell - couldn't even see it at the time)

30 - First son born - I looked at the world around me and was scared for him
40 - Second son born - I looked at the world around me and was scared for him

52 - Still looking at 2 infractions listed on my profile on C-D - kind of like being forced to view and re-enact one's sins for all of eternity.


So yeah, Hell for me seems to change locations on a fairly regular basis. Sometimes it's a major shift, other times barely perceptible. But it's always there - indeed, it HAS to be, to balance out all of my Heavens.
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:09 AM
 
Location: Tucson
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16 - When Donna Salerno said "no" to a date.
17 - When Donna Salerno said "no" to oral sex.
18 - When Donna Salerno said "no" to a three-way.
At least it looks like there has been some headway made with Donna Salerno! What does she say "no" to these days - a state bang... a continent bang...?
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:14 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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At least it looks like there has been some headway made with Donna Salerno! What does she say "no" to these days - a state bang... a continent bang...?
LOL - I KNEW you'd comment on that! Actually, I lost track of her after a while - there was nothing left for her to say "No" to.
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