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Hey, Pstum: Could you fly up here and get the foot of snow that's on my roof off?
(Oh, but I just couldn't resist that ^ one!)
Hey, don't you know.... I'm not supposed to be up on the roof.... remember..... guess that means you gotta get the snow off yourself.......... just doing what I was told to do....
Man I sure wish you women would make up your mind, first you tell me not to get up on the roof, now you want me to get up on the roof when it's full snow...... sheesh..... between you and my wife, I don't know who's worse...
sheesh..... between you and my wife, I don't know who's worse...
June just couldn't resist the joke, dear friend! --Besides, her house has some sort of warming effect in the roof to get the snow to melt off of it. Still, the temptation to ask you to come and get up on her roof was more than June could bear! --Oh, did I mention that in addition to the snow, we've had wind gusts up here up to 60mph? We'd have to rope you to the chimney!
--Besides, you know that Mrs. Ptsum and June are conspiring together! (All for the better good, of course!)
June just couldn't resist the joke, dear friend! --Besides, her house has some sort of warming effect in the roof to get the snow to melt off of it. Still, the temptation to ask you to come and get up on her roof was more than June could bear! --Oh, did I mention that in addition to the snow, we've had wind gusts up here up to 60mph? We'd have to rope you to the chimney!
--Besides, you know that Mrs. Ptsum and June are conspiring together! (All for the better good, of course!)
Yeah I knew you couldn't resist..... and I suspect that you and the Mrs. have figured out that I'm worth more dead than alive........ talk about conspiring.....
Yeah I knew you couldn't resist..... and I suspect that you and the Mrs. have figured out that I'm worth more dead than alive........ talk about conspiring.....
Now, now, enough of this "worth more dead than alive" business, you "older than dirt" person, you! Besides, this was the image June had in mind when asking you to shovel off her roof:
Ooh hell no, there's a reason why I'm older than dirt, it's because I don't do stupid stunts like that, that's the kind of job that you get them young folks to do because they think they're invincible...
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..... between you and my wife, I don't know who's worse...
