"Amen, Amen, I tell thee, whoever enters a community through the back door and not through the front is a thief, and the community knows their organizer. But whoever enters through the front gate is the shepherd and the sheep of the community recognize their shepherd. For truly I tell thee, I am the shepherd and you are my sheep."
I cannot do anything on my own, I bail-out as I bail-out, and my policies are just, because I do not seek my own will, but the will of the people who voted for me. Whatever comes from me comes from the electorate. Do you really believe because you see the news or do you really not believe because you see Faux News. Amen, Amen, I say to you, blessed be those who can't see or hear news, and still believe, for theirs is the kingdom of freedom"
Right at this time, the disciples in tuxedo flocked towards the President.
"Sir, the people are hungry"
The President sees a boy from the cafeteria and beckons unto him.
"What doth thou hast?"
"I just have five bagels and two frozen fish fillets"
The President broke the bagels, looked up to heaven and said, "I am the bagel of life, whoever comes to me will never hunger, and whoever eats this fillet will not be frozenfishfillety"
And then he gave it to his disciples who went on to feed the crowd.
After the feed, the disciples gathered the fragments and leftovers, twelve baskets of them.
When the people saw this, they exclaimed, "This truly is the prophet, the one who is to come into this world"
The President heard this and withdrew with his disciples, his time had not yet come.