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Old 10-07-2009, 10:11 AM
 
Location: Downtown Greensboro, NC
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wow unbelievable!

"Reverend Armstrong whats wrong with you?" LOL




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Old 10-07-2009, 10:20 AM
 
Location: New York City
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The two best church fights I've ever heard of were not recorded on YouTube and they come from area of the world, the Caribbean.

In Jamaica, some congregant was trying to drink more of the communion wine that allowed. Apparently she was always doing this and one deacon figured he had seen this enough and punched her in the face while she was kneeling. Her description of the events in the Jamaican dialect was hilarious.

In Trinidad some lady went across the street in her nightgown to ask some church folks to keep their noisy late night services down. Before she knew it, they grabbed her, anointed her with oil and held her down to pray satan out of her. When she tried to get away, she was punched and clobbered into submission for her own good. LOL
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:22 AM
 
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The two best church fights I've ever heard of were not recorded on YouTube and they come from area of the world, the Caribbean.

In Jamaica, some congregant was trying to drink more of the communion wine that allowed. Apparently she was always doing this and one deacon figured he had seen this enough and punched her in the face while she was kneeling. Her description of the events in the Jamaican dialect was hilarious.

In Trinidad some lady went across the street in her nightgown to ask some church folks to keep their noisy late night services down. Before she knew it, they grabbed her, anointed her with oil and held her down to pray satan out of her. When she tried to get away, she was punched and clobbered into submission for her own good. LOL
I hope both of these women sued the pants off the churches in question!
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:01 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Who's side was God on during these fights.
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:04 AM
 
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Who's side was God on during these fights.
Whoever won, of course! We all know that god loves to choose sides, and it's always the winning side!
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:14 AM
 
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Hmmm....


*Added to bucket list: Sucker-punch a televangelist.
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:19 AM
 
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Hmmm....


*Added to bucket list: Sucker-punch a televangelist.
Your clever ideas intrigue me. I wish to subscribe to your underground newspaper!
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:19 AM
 
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Whoever won, of course! We all know that god loves to choose sides, and it's always the winning side!
But....he could be trying to teach the loser a lesson or something. He works in mysterious ways.
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:21 AM
 
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Your clever ideas intrigue me. I wish to subscribe to your underground newspaper!
On it's way!

Watch for the Sea-Monkey's coupon...
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:24 AM
 
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On it's way!

Watch for the Sea-Monkey's coupon...
Don't forget the Magical 3-D Glasses and Decoder Ring!
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