Old is when........ (spouse, community, friends, adult)

[plwhit]

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,'
and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both !'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN.....
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

[seeriously]

Old is when I come to city-data and look for the retirement forum.

[Curmudgeon]

I say it is!

[mastequila]

Old is when a "good" BM is the most fun you'll have all day. Really old is when you actually mention it.

[Garthur]

you have 300 channels on the TV and nothing good to watch.

[RiverBird]

...when you create a thread that has already been created but didn't remember it....

[brightdoglover]

I think people of all ages can relate to the "Three hundred channels and nothing on."!

[brokensky]

Old is when you realize everyone around you considers you irrelevant.

[Borntoolate85]

...you realize even the oldies stations don't play the music that you grew up with.
...you can't afford the toys of your youth just so you can play with the, because of the high collector value.
...90% of mail you receive is related to hospice care, AARP, medicine, or some active adult community.

[theatergypsy]

Originally Posted by Garthur

you have 300 channels on the TV and nothing good to watch.

Or when you have 300 channels and you've already seen all the shows!