I'm going to move somewhere - give me some suggestions! (income, income tax)

[svedski]

Hi,

While I'm waiting for my American Investor Visa I'm trying to figure out what country to move to in the meanwhile. Here are my criterias:

- Must be able to hide my income from taxation (either the government doesn't care or it's pretty much a 0-tax society)

- Nice climate (warm and sunny)

- Preferably a large expat community

- High speed internet connection

- Preferably low-medium cost of living

Other than that. I'm all ears.
I've been thinking about:

Dubai

Pros: Lots of rich people with "class" (class might be the wrong word), nice climate (at least now in the autumn and winter), zero income tax

Cons: Unsafe for ME? (I will go up to random women and tell them I want to **** them in the ass etc...will some terrorist come and cut off my hand?), Expensive cost of living

Bahrain

Pros: Same as Dubai
Cons: Same as Dubai + Poor people

Bangkok

Pros: Lots of things to do, international city, cheap cost of living, cheap girls, lots of expats
Cons: Too hot and humid, all women are ugly whores (and ladyboys)

Sharm El Sheik, Egypt

Pros: Perfect climate, relatively cheap
Cons: Small town, nothing really going on except for tourism

Any other suggestions?

If someone has experience from living in any of the above cities, please share your thoughts on that.

[Ariete]

- Must be able to hide my income from taxation (either the government doesn't care or it's pretty much a 0-tax society)" -dunno

- Nice climate (warm and sunny) -yes

- Preferably a large expat community -yes

- High speed internet connection -yes

- Preferably low-medium cost of living -definitely yes.

I'd try this address:

Quartier Viénot - Route departementale 2 - B.P. 11 354
13 784 AUBAGNE, FRANCE

In the meantime, Fu*k you, tax evading scum.

[viribusunitis]

Originally Posted by svedski

Pros: Lots of rich people with "class"

(I will go up to random women and tell them I want to **** them in the ass etc...will some terrorist come and cut off my hand?)

I guess you are not really looking for a city with class or you're kinda into the taste of pepper spray.

Good luck, perv!

[pch1013]

Originally Posted by svedski

will some terrorist come and cut off my hand?)

I don't think it's your hand that would get cut off.

[Jesse44]

Mecca, Saudi Arabia sounds like the place for you to be, bro.

[OyCrumbler]

Originally Posted by Ariete

- Must be able to hide my income from taxation (either the government doesn't care or it's pretty much a 0-tax society)" -dunno

- Nice climate (warm and sunny) -yes

- Preferably a large expat community -yes

- High speed internet connection -yes

- Preferably low-medium cost of living -definitely yes.

I'd try this address:

Quartier Viénot - Route departementale 2 - B.P. 11 354
13 784 AUBAGNE, FRANCE

In the meantime, Fu*k you, tax evading scum.

Sounds about right.