Collected Conversations

Palins in the Kitchen: Get on the Bus!

Sarah: Todd!
Sarah: Todd!!!!!
Sarah: Where's Todd?
Handler: He's back in Alaska
Sarah: Why?
Handler: well, he's taking care of the kids
Sarah: why?
Handler: Sarah, are you sure you don't want to keep signing books?
Sarah: Why? listen to them! They're shouting my name!!!! Sar-ah Sar-ah!!!!! They love me here in ... ummmm ... where am I again?
Handler: hold on, let me see ... Noblesville?
Sarah: Where's that? are we still in michigan?
Handler: no, we're in Indiana now
Sarah: Where's Indiana? oh wait ... you mean Indianapolis ... the place where they have that car race ... we're in the state of Indianapolis.
Handler: no, sarah, indiana
Sarah: and who are you again? do you enjoy your job???
handler: ok, yea, sorry. We're in Noblesville, Indianapolis
Sarah: Hey, I need to read Newsmax ... where's a computer.
Handler: I have a copy of the local newspaper here and a Wall Street journal
Sarah: no, no, no, I want Newsmax!
Handler: ok ok .... here's a laptop
Sarah: ok ... and?
Handler: what?
Sarah: Where's Newsmax?
handler: what?
Sarah; It's a blank screen .... where's Newsmax!
Handler: turn on the laptop
Sarah: Me?
handler: you want me to do it
Sarah <peering over her glasses>
Handler: you've got to be kidding me! Let me off this bus!!!!