Collected Conversations

Palin's in the Kitchen: The day the gotcha media left town

Sarah: Todd!!!!!
Todd: Yea hun
Sarah: Does my hair look ok?
Todd: Yea
Sarah: Did we send those waders back to the GOP headquarters?
Todd: Packed and ready to go
Sarah: Oh, who do we have today?
Todd: Huh?
Sarah: Who do we show how normal and happy that we are today?
Todd: Nobody hun ... they're all gone
Sarah: What do you mean, all gone?
Todd: It's just us now babe
Sarah: Wait ... what? You mean, I have to just be a mom now?
Todd: Well, you are a granny too babe
Sarah: NO!!!! NO NO NO!!! I want Van Flein on the phone NOW!!!!! He needs to issue press releases, he needs to get people up here to look at me ... er, I mean, US!!!
Todd: Sarah, settle down, you can concentrate on your book now
Sarah: NOOOOOOO!!!! We have to get the media back up here!!!!! How could you do this to me Todd!!!!
Todd: Whoa babe, you talk out of one side of you face about how terrible the media is, but yet you want them here all the time??
Sarah: YES!!!!! I have to prove to them that I am a normal well adjusted straight talkin' Alaskan. I'm just like everyone else. I'm a mother, a governor, a basketball player. I am the future of politics, I am Sarah Palin!
Todd: Where do the rest of us fit in honey?
Sarah: What?
Todd: We've been following you around for all these press things, campaigning, kids out of school, Bristol having a baby, and we can't even fish without Andrea Mitchell showing up ... when is it going to just be us again hun?
Sarah: I have no idea what you are talking about Todd
Todd: Ok ... I'm going fishing by myself today.