Gettin lost in the woods, camping for 2 weeks (rent, to eat)

[karibear]

Originally Posted by lyoness

Lone guy, I just have to know, what kind of work you do? I want to be rich too, and figure since I can spell I could really clean up in your vocation.

Work? Whut's that? All youse gotta do is pik the rite parennnts andd youse two can be a trusty fund babee. Then youse dont gotta go to skool cuz DaddyO can buy youse a dipoloma.

[You have no IDEA how much it hurts to spell like that.]

[East Coast Wanderer]

Hey lone traveler, When you're in Alaska, watch out for the elephants, they can drop up to 50 pounds of dung a day. You can always use the dung in one of your stoves for heat, maybe they even manufacture an elephant dung burning stove.

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by njmike

Hey lone traveler, When you're in Alaska, watch out for the elephants, they can drop up to 50 pounds of dung a day. You can always use the dung in one of your stoves for heat, maybe they even manufacture an elephant dung burning stove.

I hear the palm trees up there are dropping over sized coconuts this time of year too

[Grannysroost]

Originally Posted by karibear

Work? Whut's that? All youse gotta do is pik the rite parennnts andd youse two can be a trusty fund babee. Then youse dont gotta go to skool cuz DaddyO can buy youse a dipoloma.

[You have no IDEA how much it hurts to spell like that.]

I no hah it hurtz!!!!!

[Grannysroost]

Originally Posted by njmike

Hey lone traveler, When you're in Alaska, watch out for the elephants, they can drop up to 50 pounds of dung a day. You can always use the dung in one of your stoves for heat, maybe they even manufacture an elephant dung burning stove.

So he is dropping a stove now - and that fitz in the flyin dyngee????Here we g0 - another flickin pallet fallin off.....

[Wanderer818]

Lord, there's a call fer a song if I ever did hear one! Temptation is swaying my fingers, the devil's a playing up in my head. Someone let this monkey out without a leash and speaking of leashes, that reminds of a song,,,,,

but right now I'm laughing my butt off my chair. My friend Mordicai below (Remember Mordicai?) here he is after I told him about you.

[East Coast Wanderer]

Now all we need is for Lone Traveler to respond. I can't imagine what's going through his mind. He's out numbered.

[warptman]

The suspense is killing me....

[Sam64]

Maybe he could call his group "The Lone Dingys". LOL


Err...more like the lone dingbats...heh heh

[Wanderer818]

Lord, I'm not looking fer trouble with You. I know I have promised not to do the thingy with the words. But the devil be pullin out his Ace's and I gotta play this hand. 'Sides Lord, I saw em askin bout a song for the Lonesomewhatevertheheck,


High ho, high ho, High ho it’s off to the North we go!
We’re like three blind mice, from the city so nice, they had to name it twice.
High ho, high ho, High ho C’mon I say let’s go! I’ve got the snares to trap our bears; it’s off to the north we’ll go.
High ho, high ho, High ho get off yer butts lets go, I’ve got some guns we’ll have our funs, it’s up to the North we’ll go!

We’re like three blind mice
From the city so nice
They had to name it TWICE!

Chorus…………

In Alaska they say, where it’s dark most the day
A city boy acts a fool, he forgets the fact
that like a gnat, he’s only one swat away

Chorus,,,,,,

The Reaper they say, is never far away, when a lad from the city goes missing
It’s Natures way, to save the day, from an idiot like Lonesomedhingy

High ho, high ho, High ho it’s off to the North we go!
We’re like three blind mice, from the city so nice, they had to name it twice.
High ho, high ho, High ho C’mon I say let’s go! I’ve got the snares to trap our bears; it’s off to the north we’ll go.
High ho, high ho, High ho get off yer butts lets go, I’ve got some guns we’ll have our funs, it’s up to the North we’ll go!

Lord, I know and I do apologize. But these here folks was a lookin fer a tune and although it ain't all that good, its what I had at the moment.