Alaskan Friends (loan, house, vs)

[GrammasCabin]

OTHER FRIENDS VS ALASKAN FRIENDS

#1
OTHER FRIENDS..............Never ask for food.

ALASKAN FRIENDS............are the reason you have no food.

#2
OTHER FRIENDS.........Bring a bottle of wine to your party.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.........Bring enough for everybody, help make the food then stay to clean up and sleep it off on your couch.

#3
OTHER FRIENDS....Will come to your house warming party.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.......Will help you move in and move out and party both times.

#4
OTHER FRIENDS.......Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

ALASKAN FRIENDS..........call your parents Mom and Dad.

#5
OTHER FRIENDS............have never seen you cry.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.........either make you cry or will cry with you.

#6
OTHER FRIENDS.......borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.........keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours, but are willing to loan it back to you anytime.

#7
OTHER FRIENDS.........know a few things about you.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.........could write a book with direct quotes from you.

#8
OTHER FRIENDS........would knock on your door.

ALASKAN FRIENDS........walk right in and say, "I'm home!".

#9
OTHER FRIENDS....will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.......will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you.

#10
OTHER FRIENDS.........will talk crap with people who talk crap about you.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.......will knock the crap out of them!

#11
OTHER FRIENDS........are for a while

ALASKAN FRIENDS..........are for life.

[Alaskapat528]

Originally Posted by GrammasCabin

OTHER FRIENDS VS ALASKAN FRIENDS

#1
OTHER FRIENDS..............Never ask for food.

ALASKAN FRIENDS............are the reason you have no food.

#2
OTHER FRIENDS.........Bring a bottle of wine to your party.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.........Bring enough for everybody, help make the food then stay to clean up and sleep it off on your couch.

#3
OTHER FRIENDS....Will come to your house warming party.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.......Will help you move in and move out and party both times.

#4
OTHER FRIENDS.......Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

ALASKAN FRIENDS..........call your parents Mom and Dad.

#5
OTHER FRIENDS............have never seen you cry.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.........either make you cry or will cry with you.

#6
OTHER FRIENDS.......borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.........keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours, but are willing to loan it back to you anytime.

#7
OTHER FRIENDS.........know a few things about you.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.........could write a book with direct quotes from you.

#8
OTHER FRIENDS........would knock on your door.

ALASKAN FRIENDS........walk right in and say, "I'm home!".

#9
OTHER FRIENDS....will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.......will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you.

#10
OTHER FRIENDS.........will talk crap with people who talk crap about you.

ALASKAN FRIENDS.......will knock the crap out of them!

#11
OTHER FRIENDS........are for a while

ALASKAN FRIENDS..........are for life.

Rep to ya! I like that!!

[warptman]

Things You'll Never Hear an Alaskan Fisherman Say

1. Would you unhook that fish for me please? I don't want my hands to get all icky.
2. Why do I need a boat? I'm perfectly happy fishing from the shore.
3. I already have a dozen lures, I don't need any more.
4. It sure is lonely at this lake, I hope some other fishermen show up.
5. Do you guys want to trade places with me? You're not catching anything over there, and they're really biting over here.
6. Don't bother taking a picture of my 98-pound chinook before I release it, I'm sure everybody will believe that I caught one.
7. Thanks for the offer to go fishing with you, but I'd rather stay home and mow the lawn today.
8. I really don't like catching silvers, they put up too much of a fight.
9. No thanks, no more beer for me.

[GrammasCabin]

6. Don't bother taking a picture of my 98-pound chinook before I release it, I'm sure everybody will believe that I caught one.


TOO LATE! That's my story an' I'm stickin to it.

[JohnPF]

Hm... who's your icky-sticky witness???

[GrammasCabin]

my icky-sticky artsy fartsy best friend.

[blackzzz01]

Originally Posted by GrammasCabin

my icky-sticky artsy fartsy best friend.

icky-sticky artsy fartsy is mighty hotsy cutey

[JohnPF]

It's one of those "if you stare at the picture long enough, you might notice" the 98 pound chinook in the center kinda puzzle

[warptman]

She wore a icky-sticky fartsy artsy little red lined bikini that she wore for the first time today

[snkalaska]

Wow, that must have been fun bringing in. What do you do with it? I would slice it up for sashimi and invite a bunch of Alaskan friends.