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The cow wife gazing out the picture window in the living room, wearing pearls and with a drink in her hand, turning to her husband -- who is drinking a beer and watching TV in his armchair -- and saying, "Wendell... I'm not content."
Two surgeons during an operation. Patient lying on the table having brain surgery. One doctor says to the other, "Go on, poke his brain right where my finger is!" And the patient's leg goes up and down. I had a co-worker who found that cartoon so funny, she taped it in her cubicle, and had it there for months.
Oldest daughter has one of his books, "There's A Hair In My Dirt", about a family of worms that is eating their dirt dinner and a hair shows up in junior's meal...not gonna tell you where it came from. The book was a gift given her from her uncles (who have a great sense of humor) when she was a preteen, 20 some years ago.
Oldest grandson (almost 7), who can read fluently, got hold of it. He found it hilarious. It's one of his favorite books.
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These are cracking me up. I remember most of them. The Far Side that always jumps to my mind is the one with two polar bears standing over an igloo. The top of the igloo has been broken open and as they are looking in, one bear says to the other,
"Just how I like them...crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside."
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