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Old 06-19-2019, 02:08 PM
 
Location: Rust'n in Tustin
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh

He inquired, --- "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, ---- "What is it?"

"It's a planet," --- replied God, --- and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test 'Balance.'"

"Balance?" --- inquired Michael, ---- "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things..."

God continued pointing to different countries. --- "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, --- "What's that one?"

"That's Arizona , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine. The people from Arizona are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, --- "But what about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.'"

God smiled, --- "I will create California…Wait till you see the idiots I'll put there.".
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Old 06-19-2019, 02:09 PM
 
Location: Rust'n in Tustin
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Before you melt down and ban me, it's a joke, relax. I lived in Arizona for ten years, but I've lived in California for 30.
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Old 06-19-2019, 02:20 PM
 
Location: Ca expat loving Idaho
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sad but funny
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Old 06-19-2019, 04:29 PM
 
Location: NNV
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Is that why New York is on the other side of the country??? To balance California and Oregon?
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Old 06-19-2019, 04:39 PM
 
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Lol.
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Old 06-19-2019, 06:01 PM
 
Location: So Ca
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"That's Arizona , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine.
What part of Arizona has that? Sun, yes....someone posted that it was 103 degrees in Scottsdale today. Maybe the shade from those beautiful trees will help.
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Old 06-19-2019, 06:09 PM
 
Location: San Diego
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What part of Arizona has that? Sun, yes....someone posted that it was 103 degrees in Scottsdale today. Maybe the shade from those beautiful trees will help.
Williams for one. Much of AZ is absolutely beautiful. I don't know why everyone thinks it looks like death valley.
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Old 06-19-2019, 06:21 PM
 
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AZ is a complete dump. Definitely need to balance that out.
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Old 06-19-2019, 06:30 PM
 
Location: Riverside Ca
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Before you melt down and ban me, it's a joke, relax. I lived in Arizona for ten years, but I've lived in California for 30.
Lol
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Old 06-19-2019, 06:35 PM
 
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My God that's a long way to get to a punchline. Checked out 1/3rd of the way in, I'm sure it was funny though.
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