The Survivor Church (Baptist, heaven, people)

[CAllenDoudna]

Have you heard about the Survivor Church? Every week they vote somebody out: Every week somebody doesn't dress right, doesn't sing right, says the wrong thing, does something stupid, forgets what they were supposed to do, or does something wrong. These people aren't wanted in the Survivor Church and the church is better off without them. They 're not wanted. Only the people in the Survivor Church deserve the prize of Heaven.

[DewDropInn]

Hmmm... according to a thread started here this morning..... some of the Baptists have told the fiddle players they aren't supposed to have a hand in anything. Apparently the fiddle players aren't doing it right. Who knew? So I guess they're off the island.