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Well, technically it wasn't a horse but a toy that he used as an unpurchased masturbatory aid. No animals were harmed.
I get where the guy is coming from, though. You're in Walmart checking out some Great Value grape soda, and along comes a 400 lb woman in a muu-muu riding on a motorized scooter with a shopping basket full of bacon and whipped cream. Now that is a lady that knows how to party.
You were gonna trek back to the magazine section to check out the new Maxim, but now your motor is already running. So what do you do? Can't go to the restroom to rub one out, because WM restrooms = Ew. So you grab Mr. Ed in the toy department and head to Housewares to take care of business.
Totally understandable.
I see you've been to Walmart many many times. Too funny. A rep for you.
I've seen the fat scooter people with their baskets full of garbage food but nothing remotely as crazy as what that teenager did. I hope he gets some help and learns how to clean up after himself. What a pig.
Obviously someone with a fetish linked to stuffed animals and it doesn't just go away. He has probably done this before and will probably do it again and again. Yuck! So many sick people anymore.
And the saddest part of the story is that the horse had to be put down.
I don't frequent Walmart but I think these stereotypes of their customers (I'm referring to the horse) really becomes a bit tiresome.
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I see you've been to Walmart many many times. 
