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Old 10-17-2014, 02:34 PM
 
Location: DFW
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Dear CD Relationships Forum:

I recently met a man at Walmart who promised me the world.
He said he was a Lonesome Ranger looking for love.
After stuffing me with Oats we did a quickie and now he now longer calls.

Do you think I'll hear from him again or is it over?

Thanks
Trigger
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Old 10-17-2014, 03:50 PM
 
Location: Cincinnati near
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The stuffed horse shouldn't have dressed so sexy.
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Old 10-17-2014, 03:59 PM
 
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this sounds like the scene in COLORS with T bone's rabbit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglxExdqHPY
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Old 10-17-2014, 04:00 PM
 
Location: The High Seas
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The stuffed horse shouldn't have dressed so sexy.
Y'know, she is pretty fetching! And what with that 'come hither' look, the guy just couldn't control himself.

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Old 10-17-2014, 04:52 PM
 
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"The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale"

*chuckle* don't bet your life on that
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Old 10-17-2014, 05:10 PM
 
Location: The High Seas
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"The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale"

*chuckle* don't bet your life on that
"Sticky" My Favorite Pony on sale now! 50% off!
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Old 10-17-2014, 06:06 PM
 
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Y'know, she is pretty fetching! And what with that 'come hither' look, the guy just couldn't control himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtbdIjm6vC0
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Old 10-17-2014, 06:20 PM
 
Location: Avignon, France
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Florida doesn't have a neigh means neigh law. It was bound to happen.

LMAO I had to rep you for that one!
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Old 10-17-2014, 06:22 PM
 
Location: San Francisco
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Dear CD Relationships Forum:

I recently met a man at Walmart who promised me the world.
He said he was a Lonesome Ranger looking for love.
After stuffing me with Oats we did a quickie and now he now longer calls.

Do you think I'll hear from him again or is it over?

Thanks
Trigger
Dear Trigger,
It looks like your Lonesome Ranger has trotted for good (it's a fickle world out there). Shrug it off with a winny and gallop off into the sunset (tomorrow's another day).
yours,
CD Relationships Forum.
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Old 10-17-2014, 06:26 PM
 
Location: Central Florida
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Obviously someone with a fetish linked to stuffed animals and it doesn't just go away. He has probably done this before and will probably do it again and again. Yuck! So many sick people anymore.
Not defending his actions at all but have you been to the stuffed animals section of Walmart? Ay Caramba!!!!
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