Stray cat is a suspect in attempted murder of elderly woman in Japan

[don1945]

I wonder if the victim is now catatonic ?




I'm here all week !

[wit-nit]

Wow, another one of those cat-nipping catastrophic events. I suppose they will catalog this too..

[mondayafternoons]

Originally Posted by TheShadow

I think it's spelled "hiss-demeanor"

I'm guessing a feline-y, I hope kitty doesn't have any past feline-y strikes... there is a purrrrfect lawyer just for this type of case, preeent the case to the judge as a case of cat scratch fever, wasn't his fault he had the cat scratch fever-- defer to 9 months counseling for kitty to learn not to have hissy fits

[mondayafternoons]

Originally Posted by Javacoffee

I throw my hat into the ring.

I want to be the cat's lawyer.

What are your qualifications that will make you the purrrrrfect attorney to represent your Kat client?

[mondayafternoons]

Originally Posted by pvande55

The purrfect crime!

The punishment will be at least life. The judge might even give out nine life sentences.

Oh sh**, I hope worst case life, not nine lives-- only if it's referring to his role in a commercial

[adjusterjack]

No surprise. Cats are evil. They will steal your breath when you sleep at night and eat babies. They are witches' "familiars."

[wit-nit]

C'mon, I dare ya...

You wanna piece o' me....

[annoyingmagpie]

Cat Scratch Fever?

[Oklazona Bound]

Originally Posted by Suburban_Guy

I adore cats, but sometimes you gotta be careful. I've had a few that went absolutely psycho on me out of the blue with scratches.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.3624124

I could see assault but how do you prove the cat intended to kill the woman?

[Javacoffee]

Originally Posted by jackwinkelman

I could see assault but how do you prove the cat intended to kill the woman?

What will happen to the cats if either theory is proven? Who will speak in defense of the poor cats, PETA?
Now that's a trial I would sit in on.