Man arrested after masturbating at Starbucks

[Arcenal813]

Originally Posted by D217

I don't know what kind of guys hang out in Starbucks, definitely not ones I wanna be around when it hits the fan.
Too soft for me. (that's what she said)

They have solid Wifi, and decent coffee... Convenient when travelling.

[ackmondual]

Worst of this type of story is a man's car was between 2 school buses at a light. He just touched himself right then and there!

[middle-aged mom]

Originally Posted by vabeachgirlNYC

For 10 minutes before he left. Wth were you thinking guy? I find it super funny and gross at the same time.

https://youtu.be/oCNS46NGXAo

Had a feeling it was going to be a Florida Man story.

Reportedly, he is a homeless male model.

It’s peak spring break time in Florida..Miami..South Beach.

[middle-aged mom]

Originally Posted by Sarahsez

That's disturbing. The guy is mentally ill or on drugs.

Or both

[Rakin]

Sad that there is not an employee or customer that would say "Hey Dude take it outside."

[Jean-Francois]

First off let me get something straight, I’ve nothing against Starbucks and I’ll drink their coffee anytime, okay?
I saw a meme on the Internet which went; “Asking for coffee in Starbucks is like asking for sex in prison, you’ll get it, but it may not be to your liking.”

[thinkingandwondering]

Originally Posted by staystill

Not to hijack this topic but I heard the guards in malls see a lot of men masturbating in the mens rooms in the malls. All the young women in short skirts get them so horny they can't seem to control themselves. Now I know not all arrests are from stealing.

Next time you go to a mall, check out those benches in the middle. You will inevitably see creepy, usually older men sitting there. They are likely not waiting for their wives, as you might have assumed.

[Tedster24]

Things, unfortunately, just got worse when an employee yelled "Beat it!"

[done working]

so women can whip out a boob and feed their kids in public - what do you expect from men watching - we need a little relief

[vabeachgirlNYC]

Originally Posted by done working

so women can whip out a boob and feed their kids in public - what do you expect from men watching - we need a little relief

I really hope that was an attempt to be funny. Advice to you...It's not, don't give up your day job.

Tedster24 on the other hand, that was funny!