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Old 01-27-2011, 06:20 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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In Tyler, they count the minutes on the clock until they can leave work, get drunk, and forget that they live in Tyler.
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Old 01-27-2011, 06:27 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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In Tyler, Matt counts his blessings that at least the library has free internet so he has a way to fill his days and annoy Dallasites.
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Old 01-27-2011, 07:14 PM
 
Location: Dallas,Texas
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In Dallas they count who has the biggest hair, most plastic surgeries, & flyest prairie dresses.

BTW Dallas can thank Houston for inventing the silicone breast implants.
WOW, seriously!
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Old 01-27-2011, 07:30 PM
 
Location: The Big D
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In Dallas they count who has the biggest hair, most plastic surgeries, & flyest prairie dresses.

BTW Dallas can thank Houston for inventing the silicone breast implants.
NO!!! The big prarie dresses don't show off all of our silicone implants. They are too billowy. We like SUPER SKIN TIGHT with plenty of cleavage.


Speaking of.......... that means we get to count all THOSE "mountains"
On that note........ DALLAS WINS! Case closed.
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Old 01-27-2011, 09:51 PM
 
Location: Washington D.C. By way of Texas
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MetroMatt, you have truly outdone yourself when it comes to boosting Houston. I prefer Houston to Dallas myself. But I'm not going to sit there and think Houston is better than Dallas in every single thing known to man.
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:01 PM
 
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Houston girls are so ugly. I remember one time I went out in Houston, (which was super ****ty; their Midtown is a joke) this girl that looked like the abominable snowman tried to hit on me after I sang karaoke to the Gin Blossoms. Sad thing is, I didn't even see one hot girl out. Most of the bars were empty, and the one that had a decent amount of people in it was a sausage-fest. It's not a wonder why my friends in Houston always want to go out when they come visit Dallas.

In contrast, I got a hot girls number at WINGSTOP in Dallas. (Which was way more fun than any nightlife in Houston)
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:04 PM
 
Location: The Big D
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Houston girls are so ugly. I remember one time I went out in Houston, (which was super ****ty; their Midtown is a joke) this girl that looked like the abominable snowman tried to hit on me after I sang karaoke to the Gin Blossoms. Sad thing is, I didn't even see one hot girl out. Most of the bars were empty, and the one that had a decent amount of people in it was a sausage-fest. It's not a wonder why my friends in Houston always want to go out when they come visit Dallas.

In contrast, I got a hot girls number at WINGSTOP in Dallas. (Which was way more fun than any nightlife in Houston)
Pssst, I'll be in Houston this weekend.
So will a LOT of, ehm....... cougar moms and I'm sure they will be hitting the bars hard a little on Friday night and really hard on Saturday night. It's going to be like a convention of women wearing fancy tight jeans, high heels, cleavage and ready to party.
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:19 PM
 
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Nice. I went through an older women phase (was seeing a woman 14 years my elder for a while) but I doubt I will settle with one long-term. They know what they want in more ways than one, so they can be fun. However, I can't have a busted looking woman when I turn 30 lol.
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Old 01-27-2011, 11:13 PM
 
Location: Upper East Side of Texas
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Houston girls are so ugly. I remember one time I went out in Houston, (which was super ****ty; their Midtown is a joke) this girl that looked like the abominable snowman tried to hit on me after I sang karaoke to the Gin Blossoms. Sad thing is, I didn't even see one hot girl out. Most of the bars were empty, and the one that had a decent amount of people in it was a sausage-fest. It's not a wonder why my friends in Houston always want to go out when they come visit Dallas.

In contrast, I got a hot girls number at WINGSTOP in Dallas. (Which was way more fun than any nightlife in Houston)
Right...

I suppose that's why there are more Miss Texas USA's from Houston than Dallas?

The 2007 winner was even from Tyler, but repping Houston.

Miss Texas USA - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Old 01-27-2011, 11:19 PM
 
Location: Upper East Side of Texas
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In Tyler they count who has the most teeth to see who's going to be the mayor.
Our current mayor looks to have all her teeth to me. She's also an A&M graduate.

http://www.cityoftyler.org/Portals/0/uploads/departments/communications/Pictures/Mayor%20Bass.jpg (broken link)
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