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Yesterday I was at my local C***CO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an ICU.
I told her that the way it works is, to load up your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food made me sick. I told her no, I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodle's ass and was hit by a car.
Yesterday I was at my local C***CO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an ICU.
I told her that the way it works is, to load up your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food made me sick. I told her no, I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodle's ass and was hit by a car.
OMG that is funny...haha! I am used to the dumb comments (not dog related, but kid related because I have twins). There have been so many times I wanted to make a smart aleck comment to someone who asked something dumb but never did. Now I can live through you, haha.
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