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Old 04-15-2008, 09:27 PM
 
Location: El Paso, TX
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A guy I work with ( Hispanic Guy ) is the Latino version of Jeff Foxworthy and he is quite funny. Every day he has had the Mexican word of the day.. here are a few I remember.. maybe some of you have heard these already or have others to share..

WATER
My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

BRIEF
My homie farted gacho bad, and I could not brief.

MUSHROOM
Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.

CHICKEN
My vieja wanted me to goto the store because chicken go by herself.

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Old 04-18-2008, 05:26 PM
 
Location: West Texas
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Default Mexican Word of The Day

METER

Muhnay, tell your vieja that Dakota would like to meter.
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Old 04-18-2008, 05:29 PM
 
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donut

my vieja asked me where the "pinsas" were, and i said i "donut" know okay!
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Old 04-19-2008, 11:23 PM
 
Location: West Texas
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donut

my vieja asked me where the "pinsas" were, and i said i "donut" know okay!

Levow don't worry....Maybe CHEESE looking for them!
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Old 04-20-2008, 10:09 AM
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Location: Suburban Dallas
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Talking Can You Say That JUAN More Time??

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TANK

I just called to say tank you for the tamales you brought last night.
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:53 PM
 
Location: West Texas
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Default Mexican Word of today

JUANA


Just in case CASE, we also brought some real hot chile salsa. Juana try it?

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Old 04-20-2008, 02:44 PM
 
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Here's one I've heard which I think is interesting "por please".
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Old 04-22-2008, 11:38 AM
 
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Vicks "VapoRub"

I went to Walgreens on sixteen es street to buy some Veeks.
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Old 04-22-2008, 11:54 AM
 
Location: West Texas
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Default Mexican Word of Today

THIRSTY
*******


Lonesome....So it was you I saw at Gualgrins buying Veeks last THIRSTY?
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Old 04-22-2008, 04:53 PM
 
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[juwanna]

JUWANNA make the full pymt or JUS the past due?
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