How Do You Solve A Problem Like Obama - Sound of Music (Hillary Clinton, speech)
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Couldn't help sharing a rendition of "How do you solve a Problem Like Maria" from the Sound of Music. Credit my husband and his unique sense of humor. After the convention, he had the following vision, given the stage craft involved!
Enter Hillary Clinton dressed as a nun..hands clasped piously in front of her. She stops at the podium.
She begins to sing...
He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee
His speech is just hot air
He waltzes on his way through Mass
And has that perfect hair
And underneath his wimple
He has jeri curlers in his hair
I even heard him singing in the abbey
He always late for Senate
But his penitence is real
He's always late for everything
Except for every primary
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Obama's not an asset to the party
I'd like to say a word on his behalf
Obama makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I'm with him I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
He's as flighty as a feather
He's a darling! he's a demon! he's a lamb!
He'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is gentle! He is wild!
He's a accomplished! He's a child!
He's the devil! He's an angel!
He stole my world!
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
Hey Bill, it's time to make "that list" again?
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