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You are having a 5th birthday party for your dog, Fido. Five of his doggie friends are coming.
Appetizer: KenLRation canned on whole wheat crackers
Salad: Small bed of lettuce topped with a lot of cheese chunks and bacon bits
Bread: Dog biscuits
Soup:
Entree: Sliced turkey platter (no bones), that you prepared for their humans, but was somehow knocked off the table.
Side: Dirty items from the bathroom trash can
Side:
Dessert: Frosty Paws
Beverages: Toilet and birdbath water
Condiments and extras: Squirrels, extra gravy for the turkey
You are having a 5th birthday party for your dog, Fido. Five of his doggie friends are coming.
Appetizer: KenLRation canned on whole wheat crackers
Salad: Small bed of lettuce topped with a lot of cheese chunks and bacon bits
Bread: Dog biscuits
Soup: Gravy Train
Entree: Sliced turkey platter (no bones), that you prepared for their humans, but was somehow knocked off the table.
Side: Dirty items from the bathroom trash can
Side:
Dessert: Frosty Paws
Beverages: Toilet and birdbath water
Condiments and extras: Squirrels, extra gravy for the turkey
Location: Vermont, grew up in Colorado and California
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You are having a 5th birthday party for your dog, Fido. Five of his doggie friends are coming.
Appetizer: KenLRation canned on whole wheat crackers
Salad: Small bed of lettuce topped with a lot of cheese chunks and bacon bits
Bread: Dog biscuits
Soup: Gravy Train
Entree: Sliced turkey platter (no bones), that you prepared for their humans, but was somehow knocked off the table.
Side: Dirty items from the bathroom trash can
Side: marrow bones.... assorted sizes
Dessert: Frosty Paws
Beverages: Toilet and birdbath water
Condiments and extras: Squirrels, extra gravy for the turkey
Ok, we had the dog, now for the cat. Your favorite feline is having a 2 year birthday party with 5 of her favorite friends:
Appetizer: Sardines packed in light oil (good for the coat)
Salad:
Bread:
Soup:
Entree: Chunky chicken livers with a rich gravy
Side:
Side:
Dessert:
Beverages:
Condiments and extras:
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