My Sleazy Summertime 2-minute lunch (vegetables, French, dressing, steaming)

[Gorges]

A slice of toasted sprouted bread topped with a layer of cream cheese and a bit of jalapeno jelly.

[vrexy]

Originally Posted by Hoot N Annie

Mahalo! (Thank you) Hoot is our toy poodle, and Annie is our Shih Tzu. (Had Annie first, told my wife she needed a little brother and his name had to be Hoot. Went looking for a little fella that looked like the name. He is now 12 and still a Hoot.)

Blue heron used the "Ewe"
then next post Wild Colonial Girl said "I don't think that word means what you think it does" which I took to be a reply to Blue Heron

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then you commented "I think he/she does" and then commented about "slather", which means "spread or smear (a substance) thickly or liberally" so your post confused me.

So who knows! I checked with Hoot and he told me to get a life....

Hilarious thread going on here! Maybe Blue Herons meant that she hates mutton - lol

Regardless, her quick lunch sounds wonderful and so does the fresh tomato sandwich idea that someone else posted. The tomato sandwich is my favorite lunch or sometimes just a chopped up tomato or two with salt and pepper.

[animalcrazy]

Sorry eurika but that sounds revolting dear one.

I'll take some yogurt with granola and berries from Almraush and finish off with some water melon from Larksong.

Or I'll go to my friends who have pools and float around until the pizza gets there.

Or I'll grab John and we'll go to the dunes with our cooler full of summer fruit and a sandwich picked up along the way. We'll sit in our chairs under the umbrella and swim in Lake Michigan. That water is cold but on a super hot day, it's heaven.

[CatTX]

Yogurt here too. Fresh mango pieces and sliced strawberries topped with plain yogurt that has been mixed with a little demarara sugar and some vanilla.
Or toasted German rye bread with garlic mayo and thinly sliced tomatoes and s&p. Is it lunchtime yet?

[Almrausch]

How about pumpernickel bread with whipped dill butter,tomato slices and cut chive on top with a cold glass of milk?
For me even already cleaned and ready to eat vegetable and a bowl of yogurt with black pepper as a dip is just good enough for me on an extra hot day with a glass of lassi ( half yogurt with half water mixed)

Thank you animalcrazy always happy to share

[TabulaRasa]

My husband loves those Costco fish sticks.

As fish sticks go (which I had admittedly not had since I was about ten), they're better than you'd think, but still: fish sticks.

My quick and easy go-to is toast with sliced hard boiled egg and some smoked paprika. Or toast with half a mashed avocado on top. Yay, toast.

Also, kefir. Filling and quick. And good for the digestive system.

[Cast Iron Cutie]

Jilz crackers (preferably Mediterranean) with store-bought hummus

[NewYorkiforniainHouston]

Can of salmon in a bowl
mix in mayonnaise, salt, pepper
serve on a couple leaves of lettuce over a scoop of rice (I guess it would take 2 minutes if you already had leftover rice haha)

My mom used to make this for dinner sometimes in the 70's in New York. For some reason this thread reminded me of that

[nmnita]

Originally Posted by eureka1

This isn't elegant but its FAST.

Drop a hamburger bun into the toaster.
While it's toasting grab three Trident Brand Ultimate Fish Sticks from COSTCO and nuke them on a plate for two minutes.
Slather one side of the toasted bun with mayo, tartar sauce, aioli or whatever you have, add the sticks and enjoy.

It will work for me: I just had a similar lunch: a wiener on a rolled up tortilla and melted cheese. While the meat was warming, I threw the tortilla with the cheese in the micro for about 30 seconds, pop the meat in after the cheese melted and topped with mustard.

[WildColonialGirl]

Originally Posted by toosie

I think s/he does - knows it's gross, used the word slather - still eats it. Some liberty but still fitting! Lol.

However slather isn't a sexual word, and sleazy is. The only way a lunch would be sleazy is if Roger Ailes served it to you.