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Location: Still in Portland, Oregon, for some reason
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This thread is HILARIOUS.
Personally, I think the funkiest kind of fart is the one I like to call the 'bubble fart'. You know the one I'm talking about. It creates a pressure as it moves towards the exit and it seems to roll out, like a bubble. I don't get them too often but sometimes they tickle.
Ya know, I think we should be debating something. Let's um... try to throw out what's the worst kind?
Here, I'll start; the cat fart.
Yes, the cat fart is really disgusting. They fart when they are happy and getting petted. I just realized all cat farts are silent. Maybe it's because they don't have butt cheeks for the vibration.
My 3 year old malamute lays some violent ones as well. They are very unbecoming of a beautiful young lady! And she is shameless about it! She will lay at the base of the sofa while I watch TV and let the SBD's fly. She makes me jealous. I wish mine reeked as horrible as hers do!
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