Half Full/Half Empty

[Curmudgeon]

Decidedly half full! Every day I awake with a pulse and respiration is bound to be a good day. On the basis of two former occupations, soldier and cop, if no one's shooting at me and no one wants to, it's a great day!

[ChrisC]

Originally Posted by stepka

... I believe in something called the power of negative thinking. ...

Okay, you just about made me spray my breakfast through my nose. The 'power of negative thinking.' That's funny! It brings to mind the website "despair.com" (if you haven't seen it, the power of negative thinking is one of it's main themes--in a satirical sort of way). It's one of my favorites. In fact, anyone who appreciates sarcasm and satire should visit this website.