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Originally Posted by Coldjensens
As long as the money is flowing, there is no reason to hesitate and make certain the claim is valid and meaningful.
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The American Dream used to be "work hard and get ahead."... Now it's "fall down in Walmart and sue to get ahead."
Maybe you've already heard this one:
Al Calhoun the sharp, young lawyer was out doing his daily 5 mi. jog when he suddenly drops dead. His spirit rises and looks down confusedly at his corpse and comes to realize what's happened. He turns and sees the gleaming white marble staircase rising up into the clouds, and he realizes he's supposed to start climbing.
As he climbs, he gets more and more peeved that he's dead. By the tine he gets to the Pearly Gates and he's greeted by St. Peter, he's steaming. "What's the big idea?" he blurts out. I'm only 34 yrs old and in great shape! There must be some mistake! I can't be dead yet!"
"Oh?" says St. Peter. "Let me check the records." He pages thru a large book and then peers over it at Al. "You're Algonquin J. Calhoun, the lawyer and you say you're only 34?"
"Right."
"Well," says Pete, "according to your 'hours billed,' you'd have to be about 87 by now."