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Old 07-22-2014, 08:17 PM
 
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I don't believe a person in the Aloha state would ever commit any kind of crime?

So I assume there isn't a state prison in Hawaii and if there were one, wouldn't it be everyone's wish to get in there however possible? Then you can live in Hawaii in paradise.

Put it this way, if I were tried for a crime I didn't commit in Hawaii I would plead guilty and beg my Defense Lawyer to please let the prosecution have their way and give me as many years in Hawaiian prison. Who wouldn't?
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Old 07-22-2014, 08:24 PM
 
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I would think a Hawaiian prison you have beach, piñacollada stands, tropical fruit, surf, volcanic mud bathing, sauna, Swedish massage, wine tasting, bike hour, ukulele jailhouse music hour, cookouts, and at night they wrap you in a cell block with Lavender and vanilla extract and shea butter

Is there a way to volunteer prison serving?
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Old 07-22-2014, 08:32 PM
 
Location: not sure, but there's a hell of a lot of water around here!
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Is there a way to volunteer prison serving?
I don't think 'prison' is quite what you may be requiring. Sure, there might be some walls, but I'm fairly certain they'd be padded.


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Old 07-22-2014, 08:47 PM
 
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Padded?
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Old 07-22-2014, 09:17 PM
 
Location: Pahoa Hawaii
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Hawaiian prisoners go to Arizona doncha know?
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Old 07-22-2014, 11:44 PM
 
Location: Honolulu
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I don't believe a person in the Aloha state would ever commit any kind of crime?

So I assume there isn't a state prison in Hawaii and if there were one, wouldn't it be everyone's wish to get in there however possible? Then you can live in Hawaii in paradise.

Put it this way, if I were tried for a crime I didn't commit in Hawaii I would plead guilty and beg my Defense Lawyer to please let the prosecution have their way and give me as many years in Hawaiian prison. Who wouldn't?
I have to call you out and say this is a really stupid post and a waste of space. Hopefully the mods delete it. Either you're the most naive person ever or you want attention and are trying to make a seriously unfunny "joke".
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Old 07-23-2014, 06:19 AM
 
Location: Capitol Hill - Washington, DC
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I have to call you out and say this is a really stupid post and a waste of space. Hopefully the mods delete it. Either you're the most naive person ever or you want attention and are trying to make a seriously unfunny "joke".
This guy is a known troll, just check out his previous threads around the board.
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:28 AM
 
Location: Sunset Beach Hawaii
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I would think a Hawaiian prison you have beach, piñacollada stands, tropical fruit, surf, volcanic mud bathing, sauna, Swedish massage, wine tasting, bike hour, ukulele jailhouse music hour, cookouts, and at night they wrap you in a cell block with Lavender and vanilla extract and shea butter

Is there a way to volunteer prison serving?
lol hahhahaha that's funny
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Old 07-23-2014, 01:08 PM
 
Location: Portland OR / Honolulu HI
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I would think a Hawaiian prison you have beach, piñacollada stands, tropical fruit, surf, volcanic mud bathing, sauna, Swedish massage, wine tasting, bike hour, ukulele jailhouse music hour, cookouts, and at night they wrap you in a cell block with Lavender and vanilla extract and shea butter

Is there a way to volunteer prison serving?
Yes, all this is true. But it is just grooming you to set the mood in preparation for the main event that will come upon you once the lights are turned down.
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