Correct timing to take water will maximize its effectiveness (bladder, blood pressure, hair)

[zsawevv212]

Two (02) glasses of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glass of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack

[bluedevilz]

3 glasses before walking....will avoid athlete's foot

1 1/2 glasses 15 minutes before eating Chinese food......will avoid ring worm

7/8 glass immediately before bowel movement.....will avoid hair loss

14 glasses before boarding airplane.....will avoid unneccessary conversation with seatmate

[jimboburnsy]

Confucious:

"Man who keep hand in pants feel cocky all day"

[Milleka]

Just drink water. It's good for you. Duh. I don't think our ancestors were too concerned with the timing of drinking a glass of water and they somehow managed to survive long enough to pass their genes on to us.

[AnonChick]

Originally Posted by zsawevv212

Two (02) glasses of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glass of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack

1. Yeah, because like, everyone knows your internal organs are inactive when you sleep.

2. Yes, a glass of water 30 minutes before you eat will fill the bottom half of your stomach, and cause all the food you eat after it to float at the top. Thus - preventing digestion until that water has passed into your bladder.

3. I think your blood pressure is the last thing you should worry about if you're drinking water IN the bathtub. So sure - drink water before, not during.

4. Except if you're prone to night terrors and your bladder wakes you up in mid-dream because you had a full glass of water too soon before sleep. I dunno about you but that'd give me a stroke.

5. Fertility pro-tip: A glass of water immediately after sex changes the internal tides, allowing sperm to now be swimming DOWNstream to fertilize eggs.

6. Bonus points: Pouring a glass of water over your head at office Christmas parties can result in promotions.