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What about the part where you wipe the poop off your butt with your bare hand and a cup of water?
Actually when you squat there is very little poop left behind since your "cheeks" are spread during the process. It's probably less nasty than smearing poop between your butt cheeks with toilet paper.
I use one of those squatting platforms on my toilet. When I'm done I squat down in the shower and clean myself with the handheld shower. I'm a little OCD about being clean down there.
Actually when you squat there is very little poop left behind since your "cheeks" are spread during the process. It's probably less nasty than smearing poop between your butt cheeks with toilet paper.
I use one of those squatting platforms on my toilet. When I'm done I squat down in the shower and clean myself with the handheld shower. I'm a little OCD about being clean down there.
Where are your drawers during this? Seems like they'd be in the direct path of destruction.
What happens when you have the green apple splatters?
Actually when you squat there is very little poop left behind since your "cheeks" are spread during the process. It's probably less nasty than smearing poop between your butt cheeks with toilet paper.
I use one of those squatting platforms on my toilet. When I'm done I squat down in the shower and clean myself with the handheld shower. I'm a little OCD about being clean down there.
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Where are your drawers during this? Seems like they'd be in the direct path of destruction.
What happens when you have the green apple splatters?
I agree. Male here and I have never understood the whole reading of a paper or magazine while on the toilet. I would never have time for that. I'd say 5 minutes max including washing of hands.
Well, I don't know about your husband, but I hate cleaning up with dry toilet paper (my wife seems ok with it and it grosses me out). I have to wet the TP and wipe, and wipe, and wipe until it's spotlessly clean. No skid marks this way. Sorry for the detail.
Well, I don't know about your husband, but I hate cleaning up with dry toilet paper (my wife seems ok with it and it grosses me out). I have to wet the TP and wipe, and wipe, and wipe until it's spotlessly clean. No skid marks this way. Sorry for the detail.
Get the wet wipes for adults, next to the TP in the grocery. Makes cleaning much easier. Comes in an aloe version if you are sore.
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