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Originally Posted by Kele
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Priceless! Thanks for the laugh.
I'll share a few excerpts from an email I received entitled, "They Walk Among Us."
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-
get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me
my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has
your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
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They Walk Among Us,
AND they Reproduce,
and Worst of All They VOTE!