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Old 12-11-2008, 07:06 PM
 
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:10 PM
 
Location: Beautiful Upstate NY!
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...and be sure to report any erection lasting for more than 4 hours!
 
Old 12-11-2008, 07:11 PM
 
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Isn't that the same stuff that Rev. Jim Jones was pushing in Guyana (or wherever it was)?
No, the side effects of his Kool Aid were a little more permanent.
 
Old 12-11-2008, 07:13 PM
 
Location: Beautiful Upstate NY!
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No, the side effects of his Kool Aid were a little more permanent.
but less damaging! Think about it...Lexusman, or the alternative!
 
Old 12-11-2008, 07:35 PM
 
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...and be sure to report any erection lasting for more than 4 hours!
Maybe he should change his name to Jose Viagra. Hot college chicks, 32 year old milfs, and XXX dancers all go for that exotic latino flavor. They'll all be dying to give him El Besso Negro.

I don't know... Brother Jimmy's Kool Aid was pretty harsh.
 
Old 12-11-2008, 07:35 PM
 
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I'll take the Kool-aid
 
Old 12-11-2008, 08:34 PM
 
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You guys are cracking me up!!!!!
 
Old 12-11-2008, 10:17 PM
 
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LMAO!!!!!Chances are he won't read this because he won't be worried about drinking the water here!!!!Too bad, it's good!
 
Old 12-11-2008, 11:12 PM
 
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Exactly. Besides, his "Where should I live" thread got locked.

If you boil your tap water, and capture it, you'll have distilled water.

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