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Old 10-21-2008, 08:07 PM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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"No, no,"
She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
Burma-Shave

 
Old 10-22-2008, 07:39 AM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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He asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed
"What fur!"
Burma-Shave
 
Old 10-22-2008, 10:10 PM
 
Location: UP of Michigan
1,767 posts, read 2,398,222 times
Reputation: 5720
Auf deutsch

Er bat Sein Kätzchen Zu pet und schnurren Sie musterte seine Mietze Und geschrieen " Welcher Pelz! " Birma-Rasieren Sie

How many are there in this series?

Last edited by wordsmith680; 10-22-2008 at 10:12 PM.. Reason: your kidding......
 
Old 10-23-2008, 10:34 AM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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This cream
Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave
 
Old 10-25-2008, 08:00 AM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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Toughest
Whiskers
In the town
We hold 'em up
You mow 'em down
Burma-Shave
 
Old 10-26-2008, 03:44 PM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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These signs
Are not
For laughs alone
The face they save
May be your own
Burma-Shave
 
Old 10-27-2008, 05:59 PM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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Reputation: 30387
The hero
Was brave and strong
And willin'
She felt his chin--
Then wed the villain
Burma-Shave
 
Old 10-28-2008, 08:49 AM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
37,443 posts, read 61,360,276 times
Reputation: 30387
The safest rule
No ifs or buts
Just drive
Like every one else
Is nuts!
Burma-Shave
 
Old 10-28-2008, 10:14 AM
 
Location: Londonderry, NH
41,479 posts, read 59,761,940 times
Reputation: 24863
My beard does not like to think that Burma-Shave even exists.
 
Old 10-28-2008, 10:29 AM
 
Location: Maine
7,727 posts, read 12,379,799 times
Reputation: 8344
she liked his beard
or so she said
and so instead
he shaved his head

Berma shave (fake ad, I'm playing )
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