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" ...sometimes being a ***** is all a woman has to hold onto..."Delores Clairborne.
Oh God, I love that quote!!!! One of my all time faves.
Okay, tonight am watching The Grand from 1997 on Netflix. I didn't realize it was a TV series until I paused it. Well, this is still a good line:
"I'm telling you it was a gunshot. I should know, I used to work in the Red Lion!"
By the way, the son who comes home from the war at the beginning of the first episode looked hauntingly familiar and I finally figured out who he was. From True Blood, it's Stephen Moyer who plays Bill Compton. I keep imagining him as a vampire lol!
The entire script of " Airplane"
"Joey, do you like movies abut gladiators".
" Stewardess, I speak jive"
"How do you take your coffee?" - "Black, like my men"
Add "Blazing Saddles"
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
"Where da white women at"
Python
"She turned me in to a newt"
" I fart in your general direction"
" I have a gweat fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus "
And finally Sonny in A Bronx Tale " Now yous can't leave"
The drill sergeant "Guuuump! What is your sole purpose in this army?" spiel and the response is hilarious!
The same with the army bus driver who yells at him after he introduces himself "Hello, my name is Forrest. Forrest Gump"...."Nobody gives a bunk of *** who you are..."
I laugh, stomach hurting laugh every time. Most of the lines in that movie are hilarousl.
The drill sergeant "Guuuump! What is your sole purpose in this army?" spiel and the response is hilarious!
The same with the army bus driver who yells at him after he introduces himself "Hello, my name is Forrest. Forrest Gump"...."Nobody gives a bunk of *** who you are..."
I laugh, stomach hurting laugh every time. Most of the lines in that movie are hilarousl.
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