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Long thread, so my apologies if this was posted already;
"I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five. Now, to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 44 magumn, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, PUNK?"
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My favorite movie is airplane. My favorite line is "flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes"
Yeah there are more famous and memorable lines, but this ones speaks to me
There is a scene in the otherwise forgettable "True Crimes" where James Woods' dialogue and delivery never fail to crack me up.
Alan: Stop f__king Bob's wife. He doesn't like it.
Everett: What, did he put it in the company newsletter?
Alan: If he comes to me and wants your ass, I'm gonna have to give it to him. Then you'll just be a hole with no ass around it.
It gets more unprintable but even funnier from there.
"Who worries about what those crazy Arabs are going to do? This baby has a 70 gallon tank so you can hit the open road! It's a heck of a secure feeling knowing you're sitting on seventy gallons of gasoline."
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
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