Single Women in Orlando (part 2) (buy, movies, gym)

[g0gat0rs]

Where is a good place to meet hot, beautiful, single women in their 20's in Orlando? Tried the online dating sites but all the women on there are a little eh and have pictures of when they were 18-19.

I don't like going to clubs/bars/loud places. I prefer a nice sushi dinner and a movie. Not that romantic crap either.

Suggestions welcomed

[kyle19125]

Originally Posted by g0gat0rs

Where is a good place to meet hot, beautiful, single women in their 20's in Orlando? Tried the online dating sites but all the women on there are a little eh and have pictures of when they were 18-19.

I don't like going to clubs/bars/loud places. I prefer a nice sushi dinner and a movie. Not that romantic crap either.

Suggestions welcomed

Hot, beautiful single women don't tend to wind up here. Try South Florida.

[chopchop0]

Originally Posted by kyle19125

Hot, beautiful single women don't tend to wind up here. Try South Florida.

You haven't been around downtown Orlando enough

[Crane's Rooster]

If you like Sushi and Movies I'm sure there are food groups and movie groups to join. I've seen some pretty girls out the food truck meetups. As someone who enjoys sushi I presume your a fairly adventurous eater. That would be one good opportunity to try some good eats and potentially meet some girls. It's a much more casual situation so approaching a girl is much less pretentious at a food truck meetup. I don't know if you're very athletic but the gym and sports clubs always have hot girls. Judging from your name, I assume your a Gator. Maybe get out to some alumni events or go watch a game at a local sports bar. My final suggestion would be volunteer, I kid you not. Just about every charitable organization and event is run by hot chicks, Make-a-Wish, American Cancer Society, American Heart Society, etc...you name it there are hot girls volunteering there. Happy Hunting dude.

[CoreLysium]

Are you talking crazy or not crazy?

I've always thought Church of God gals were sexy in those long denim skirts. Probably a forbidden fruit kinda thing though. But, man, there's some lookers.

Might not be worth it.

[Pete C]

Originally Posted by kyle19125

Hot, beautiful single women don't tend to wind up here. Try South Florida.

This is utter nonsense. Now I know you spend zero time downtown.

[Downtown Steve]

Obviously a thread made in jest - but I'll play along:

- Join a sports team like kickball or softball or volleyball. Orlando Sports & Social Club is a good resource (also WAKA for kickball) or go through your city's park & rec.

- Take classes at your gym - more easy to break the ice there then to try and come up with a conversation starter in the open gym

- Buy a dog. Take dog to park. Great success

- Join a church if you are spiritual. Most have young adult groups aka singles clubs.

- Get over the clubs and bars thing. There are plenty of people there who aren't into them either and are only there to find someone who they can go eat sushi with.

[LingLing]

Originally Posted by Downtown Steve

Obviously a thread made in jest - but I'll play along:

- Buy a dog. Take dog to park. Great success
.

Even better. Rescue a very friendly dog coupled with a good rescue story.

[annerk]

Please don't get a dog just to meet women. Borrowing one from a friend for the day is just as effective and won't leave you with an unwanted animal.

[DavieJ89]

Crane's Rooster and chopchop0 are right....kyle must NEVER go downtown (not to make a personal attack here, but I believe kyle is not interested in women based on a previous post he made, once again NOT TRYING TO ATTACK HIM OR INSULT HIM)

Anyways, there is definitely not a shortage of beautiful women in Orlando, what there IS a shortage of though is beautiful SINGLE women. Unfortunately most are taken, and as I have stated before the few women in this town in their 20s who are single are one of these things
-Physically unattractive
-The personality of a stump
-Single moms (often with multiple baby daddies)
-Lots of emotional baggage
-Psycho ex bf's
-Only looking for a "sugar daddy" situation
-Only looking for men who will "spoil" them and "take care" of them "financially" (see Sugar Daddy situation above)
-Standards that are WAY too high

But if you want to attract a beautiful woman in Orlando you must do these things

-Get a job that pays at least $50k per year (preferrably in finance, women love a man in finance)
-Buy a brand new BMW or Mercedes (BMW 5 series or better, Mercedes SL 500 or better)
-Take steroids to build a ridiculous amount of muscle
-Get a fake tan
-Get tattoos
-Buy lots of clothing articles that say "Tapout" or "Volcom" "Etnies" or that "F" logo with the star on it, Ed Hardy and True Religion and any clothing brand associated with complete douchebags will do

And presto, women will flock to you like never before! Just remember, bring LOTS of money otherwise lack of money will be the magic wand to make Orlando women disappear!