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Old 08-27-2007, 06:05 AM
 
Location: Michigan
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends."
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:41 AM
 
Location: Long Beach, CA
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John1960,

Good one And, I'm a collector of Barbies.

Paula
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:33 AM
 
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Does the "Astronaut" Barbie come with a diaper?
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:23 PM
 
Location: in a house
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Does the "Astronaut" Barbie come with a diaper?
and a fifth of Stoli......
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Old 08-27-2007, 02:18 PM
 
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends."
...........
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Old 08-27-2007, 07:44 PM
 
Location: When things get hot they expand. Im not fat. Im hot.
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I hate Barbie. The ***** has everything.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:09 PM
 
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I hate Barbie. The ***** has everything.
Lol. This is the funniest thread ever
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:31 AM
 
Location: Long Beach, CA
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I hate Barbie. The ***** has everything.

I have a magnet on my refrigerator that reads that
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:34 AM
 
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Personally, I had a fetish for Barbie when I was a young lad. Thing is, you can't find a woman to "measure" up to her stats. She ruined me forever.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:37 AM
 
Location: Hopewell New Jersey
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Actually you can...Google "Real Doll" . You can get one to whatever specs you want...
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