"if wishes were fishes" (topic, commercial, women, funny)

[buddy5]

Originally Posted by sun queen

But I do, I am clairvoyant like that Cause that's how country chicks roll

Women always think they can read mens minds, but they can't.
We are so much more simple than ya'll think. When ya'll tell us,
ya'll are ok, we believe you.

We always believe you, that's where we get into trouble. Then,
just about the time we figure out 'the rules', ya'll change em'.

[Chatteress]

I wanna honey bunny to sweep me off my chatty feet!

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by sun queen

But I do, I am clairvoyant like that Cause that's how country chicks roll

So now we know why women most often hold the title "witch".

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by sun queen

But I do, I am clairvoyant like that Cause that's how country chicks roll

Is it clairvoyance or 'deja vu?.

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by Chatteress

I wanna honey bunny to sweep me off my chatty feet!

At this day and age you might be better off praying for mercy.

[buddy5]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

So now we know why women most often hold the title "witch".

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Is it clairvoyance or 'deja vu?.

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

At this day and age you might be better off praying for mercy.

You catch more bees with honey than with terpentine.

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by buddy5

You catch more bees with honey than with terpentine.

Who's trying to catch Bee's?

[buddy5]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Who's trying to catch Bee's?

What do you wish to catch?

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by buddy5

What do you wish to catch?

What do I wish to catch,you ask?

The Raccoon that turned over the 50lb container of dog food in my backyard last night. .

Now if your refering to women.
When you get older, the women flirt with men.
.At least that's the way it works in my neck of the woods it does.

[buddy5]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

What do I wish to catch,you ask?

The Raccoon that turned over the 50lb container of dog food in my backyard last night. .

Now if your refering to women.
When you get older, the women flirt with men.
.At least that's the way it works in my neck of the woods it does.

Heh, the last time a real live in person woman flirted with me,
I still had a chest.