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Happy hump day, kids! Today's Tip is a collection of real tips I received via e-mail, but I'm posting them rather tongue-in-cheek. Scroll on down, and you'll see why!
VODKA TIPS
To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.
To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol kills mold and mildew.
To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol cleans the glass and kills germs.
Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
Add a ****** of vodka to a 12-oz bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. (This one's for Magnum Mike! )
Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water into a zipper freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
Vodka will disinfect and alleviate the pain of a jellyfish sting.
Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
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Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water into a zipper freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
Sounds like a great Slurpee mix to me
Great tip
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